Since joining SPG in 2024, Mitzi has quickly become our most valued hire. At just over a year on the job, she has already redefined executive leadership in the fields of tail wagging, emotional support deployment, and snack-based morale strategy.

Mitzi’s key achievements include:

• Stress Surveillance & Response: Monitoring employee stress levels and intervening with snuggles, tail wags, or strategic deployment of head tilts.
• Security Briefings: Barking at absolutely nothing with unwavering conviction… just in case.
• Conflict Resolution: Specializing in diffusing tension through prolonged eye contact and belly rub treaties.
• Ergonomic Oversight: Frequently conducting under-desk inspections to ensure optimal foot warmth and assess snack drop potential.
• Confidential Counsel: A trusted keeper of office secrets, complaints, and leftover sandwich bits.

Thank you, Mitzi! Who’s a good girl? You are!!